Um, your late for tea..

Um, your late for tea..
Laaaaate..

Monday, January 31, 2011

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

Sorry bout not being online as much as I USED TO.

I've been busy at my grandmas house helping her on FACEBOOK.

Okay okay, so yeah. My grandma totally LOVES FACEBOOK.

I honestly don't give a care about the site, it really don't make much sense to me.

Well anyways, I've been in Houston havin an awesome time with the family,
We ate at the most common, fancy, awesome, yummyest, restraint in the city. Burger King.

I honestly love Houston, theres much to see and look at.
So many cool people.

And you know WHAT I saw?!

A little boys birthday party. And a gang of em were BEATING a Mario piƱata!!!
It was so sad that poor Mario, then the birthday boy comes and tears it apart and eats all the sweet candy inside!!!!

So sad!!!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Bake me some cookies on my mailbox.. Because the oven isn't hot enough..

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

Ever heard of the phrase "LET IT SNOW" ?

I've heard it throughout my life,
Though it never snowed..

Why is that?
It's because.
Of.
Texas...

It was hard for me the first time I asked why won't it snow.
But i got used to it after a few years of no snow whatsoever.

So the phrase "IT'S NOT MEANT TO SNOW IN TEXAS" was created by me myself and I.
Unfortunately everybody already knew that.
While us people in Texas are fussing over a cold breeze with no snow.

People in New York are getting stranded in the middle of the streets,
due to a killer blizzard that flew by.

Why is that?
It's because.
They.
Do not.
Live.
In Texas..

Meanwhile, in Texas. The warm weather starts to sneak by during Feburary.
and for a little bit, everyones fine.
Until summer arrives.
It starts to get hot in April.
Then when July flys by, you are able to bake cookies.

On my concrete mailbox.
Does that sound nice to you?
It sounds FANTASTIC to us.

It's what we are put through everyday of our lives.
We celebrate in the winter whenever we are blessed with a warm day.

Why is that?
It's because.
We.
Live.
In.
Texas....

Do you get my point?

Texas..

Sleeping problems..

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

Have you ever had a bad night and you just COULDN'T fall asleep.
So you decide that you might as well stay up all night to see the sunrise?
Then the next day you take a nap during the evening and when it's
About time to toto bed, your not the slightest bit of tired?

Then your whole sleeping rep is done for,
And your an owl at night, also, an owl during the day.
It's a never ending drama that makes you lazy more often..

Yet you have to tackle the day like no other, every day.

LIKE ME XD

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Parodies!!

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, to throw a chair, to throw a chair. It was from ikea, it was from ikea, SO I DON'T CARE, NO I DON'T CARE

I like to make myself believe that planet earth is, weird.. It's hard to say that I'd rather say the things I say no more, like la la la lala it's elmos world!!

With a thousand kills from that big ol' drill! Get the Adam get the Eve, get the Adam get the Eve! When we walk away nothing more to say, see the angels dancing. Run away, screaming!!

Hey! Big sister! Hey mah mister mister bubbles, come on down. Turn around, give that girly a spin around. Hey little sister, I dun wanna miss a single thing you do tonight!

(Justin bieber parody, TheComputernerd01 a parody of a parody xD)
[ludacris part]
when I turn sixty two, I'll grow a Mohawk! When it is really hot n sweaty so I'll shave it off n tape it to the bottom of a Chevey Avalanche! I found this tree cut, in mah front yard yesterday so I got my leaf blower to blow it out my way! Cause I wanted to play with this blue bouncy ball my grandpa bought the other day.

I just need SOMBODY to huggggggg~ I am so desprate, OH. Come hug me I'm so alone, I just need SOMBODY to hug,

(I am not a belieber so don't ask xD )

IT'S 5!!!

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

It's five o'clock n I'm still head strong with a pack of some potato chips n my iPad along...

So heey mah buds that- I do no know- email me about ideas for songs cause I'm totally on a writers block here, I've been doing pretty sloppy I know. So far my favorite song that I wrote is Sunrise xD Comment if you would like to know more about the two songs SunRise and Memories Frum Me2You xD

Saturday, January 22, 2011

RANDOM SONG TIME!

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

It's peanut butter jelly time!! Now where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Now they he go!
They go! They go--- summer time, will light up both night and day to play around, keep harm away AHHHH oooohhhhhh- dear pacific day won't you take me away? Cheer up n dry those damp eyes, n tell me when it- rains, on this side of town it covers, every thing.. Just say it again and mean it, you- found meh, you found meh lying on the floor, where were you? Where were- you, and I lie awake missing you, pour me a heavy dose of- breeeeeeathe, without you, but I have to- be caught off guard, clearly I, am a- cannibal and I'm afraid I won't get out alive, no I won't- dance dance! We're falling apart to half time dance dance!- dance, he never had a chance and no one even knew it was really only you and now you steal- away, into the velvet sky and we'll stir the stars around and watch them- far away, so far away and not to- halley's comet she waved, say why you always running in place? Even the man in the moon disappeared, somewhere in the- saltwater room, (so tell me darling do you wish we'd fall in love?) yeah all the time, (all the time)- I'm gonna put, this body to shame and grow old, wear a suit like mah, old man, pack up all my things n get mah- sock hop beneath my bed, a disco ball is just hanging by a thread. I'd like to- hold em like they do in Texas please, fold em let em hit me- with your best shot! Why don't yeh hit me with your best- bid the forest floor goodbye as you race the wind and take to the sky- and it's nice to meet you sir, I guess I'll got, I best be on my way out...

It's 10!!!

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

It's 10 o'clock and I'm pumped to start my blogging marathon!
Just email me the most random questions at ShadowLeeSharp@aol.com
NO SPAMZ!! I would appreciate it if there were no spams and I want clean, random questions.
I will be constantly updating my email so dun fret xD

Get readyyyyyyyyy... GO!

Driking a frappachino *o*

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

Omg my daddy drank less than half of his frappachino and then he gave it to MEE!!
I feel so alive and just.. FOCUSED, LOLOLOLOOOOOLLLLL hey hey hey guess what, OMG.. Beyond scared straight, remember that show? Omg just like, scares me Im all creeped out, but after that is the first 48 LoL
The first 48 gets me pumped I loooooove it, OH.. meh stomach hurts, eh...
I knew that would happen if I drank a frappachino,, :(
Oh well LOL I guess I'll just have to stay up all night again!!!
Tonight I will be posting till I have no more ideas so if you are in the USA make sure to come back at night, probably at like 1 that's when I'll start maybe.
If anywhere else, then just stay with me and waaaaaaaaaaait Cx

Another song off my head that I wrote LoL xD ::The Kazoo and the Hug::

^_^ Shadow Lee Sharp ^_^

If you multiply 1 by,
1 another,
You'll get 1 as, a mulple other and you add that,
With a rubiks cube and a pixie stix tube, and what do I get from you?
A box of kazoos, now I appreciate, this odd sounding gift but i,
Cant play anything like this.
And Im a bit confused, by this box of kazoos.
What should I put them to use, for?
If I multiply 1 by,
2 others,
You'll get 2 as, a multiple other and you add that,
With a loli pop and my gramma's old mop, what did I get from you?
A baby kangaroo?
Now I, understand that this thing is cute but, where did you get it? Hopefully not the zoo, and, it's not permitted to do much here.
This gift is a pain in the rear, but I appreciate it.
If I multiply 1 by,
3 others,
You'll get 3 as, a multiple other and you add that.
With me on your side and this song that's "alright"
Whut, do I get from you?
A hug from me to you,
What an awesome gift, how did you know? I always wanted it, 1 time starts a row,
Now you can see. Anytime you wanna exchange gifts for me, just hug me.

Now I don't care, just who you are. Friend, family, or my mommy's car, don't hesitate to ever hug me, because that's the thing that always,,, makes me happy,,